Saw these and thought, “Wow! Cool.”

Looked closer (at the mouths) and thought, “Eww, no…maybe not.”

Then I thought, “Someone should make something like these for Maria!”

“Or, at least, one of her bad-ass characters should have the opportunity to strut around scaring the shit out of her enemies in them!”

Queen of Kings ascends its throne May 11th . Here’s what Fantasy Book Critic has to say about this thrilling debut novel.

Meanwhile, there are still 9 days left to pre-order your copy.

1000 #QueenOfKings preorders get Signed Snake Bookplates. ONE lucky person who pre-orders gets a special copy signed by author Maria Dahvana Headley, Neil Gaiman and other very important literary people. See details on Maria’s website